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It's not going to be easy to train people out of instant gratification, but when you think about it, it actually leads to more frustration and loneliness. How many of you have had good experiences with online dating or Tinder?

How many of you have become frustrated and disheartened by it all?

What happened to the days where we didn't walk around with our phones to see if we had any Tinder matches?

I think we need to get back to real life interactions.

I've even seen two people texting each other on their phones and then bumping into each other in the street.

There's this weird serendipitous moment where the two phones touch each other, and the electricity and chemistry begins to flow! Dating is no longer about flirting, and all about Tinder-ing!

I mean after 48 hours I felt a little uglier as a person. Unless you have a very thick skin, you should stay well away from places like Tinder. Imagine sending out 100 hearts and not one-person contacts you back. If you want to feel lousy about life, spend a day or two on Tinder.

In fact, if I wasn't as secure as a person, or I had any issues with looks or social anxiety, 48 hours on Tinder would send me over the edge. If you want to feel good about yourself, and enjoy proper human connection, work on your social skills instead.

You have 500 characters or less to tell possible dates what you're all about. How can people give an interesting description of themselves that briefly? I spent a whole weekend looking at pictures of women!STEP ONE: Finding an Asian Asian girls typically hang out at one of three places: the mall, the library, or Pinkberry. If, by the end of the night, she giggles into her napkin/hand fan, you've got yourself a second date.When you get there, look around: the best Asian girl to pick up will be the one wearing a hoodie and heels (there is always one). As she takes out her phone to tell you, you should make a nice comment about her phone flair (Asian girls always have some bedazzled jank hanging off our phones, usually a cartoon duck or a jade tiger). Asian girls will go on a date with anyone if she can tell a cutesy story about it later: "And then, after he saw my Keroppi keychain, he asked me out at Pinkberry! " STEP TWO: The First Date It doesn't matter where you take an Asian girl on a first date as long as you stick to the following topics of conversation: food, fashion, and making fun of other Asians ("So, your friends just stayed in and did math problems? However, no matter what you do, don't step on the yellow-fever land mine that is acknowledging the Asian fetish.Yes, we all implicitly know what's going on here -- why else did America go to war in two Asian countries last century? Us girls all like to pretend that we're your first Far East foray.STEP THREE: The Relationship If you get to the point now where you're dating an Asian girl, you better understand where she's coming from.

Given our immigrant roots, most Asian girls endure a latent insecurity about everything from our boobs to our patriotism (both things that are just slightly there). But if you're going to lock it down and marry your Oriental princess, you must know one final thing: in Chinese wedding traditions, the groom pays for the wedding.

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